If you're gonna live in the South,
ya gotta learn how to speak "redneck."

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

Ps 89:7
God is greatly to be feared in the assembly of the saints,
and to be had in reverence of all them that are about him.

LIGHT from the WORD.

You might be a Christian if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
'One nation, under God..'

You might be a Christian if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments
posted in public places.

You might be a Christian if you actually believe that
"God is greatly to be feared!"
God is to be held in awesome reverence at all times!
He is the Creator, Sustainer and Eternal Judge of all mankind!

You might be a Christian if your reverence for God causes you to join
in "the assembly of the saints."
This is a holy assembly wherein those who love God are gathered
to worship Him.
In this assembly, we learn more of God through studying His Holy Word.
When we depart from this assembly, we share the truth of Christ with others.
And, we desire to return to this assembly as soon as possible.

You might also be a Christian if you believe that God is to be reverenced
by "all them that are about Him."
For instance,
Do you reverence God enough to be still and quiet in church so that
you won't distract those around you?
Do you stop talking and lower your own head when someone else
bows his/her head in a public restaraunt?

Praise God for "rednecks" who are actually Christians!
They don't mind standing UP for what's right,
and standing AGAINST what is wrong.

Love ya!
Bro. Bruce